What an unfortunate license plate for an ambulance. If you needed to get to a hospital immediately, would you go in this ambulance or wait for the next one?
One evening, I decided “Screw the diet” and got a can of whipped cream out of the fridge to top some ice cream. Unfortunately I dropped it. When it hit the floor, it converted itself into an unguided ballistic whipped cream rocket. The can launched into a corksrew flight pattern spewing whipped cream everywhere. I mean everywhere. Continue reading
It appears that we made a wrong turn… Continue reading
My Ford Exploder (Found on Road Dead) decided to live up to it’s name and die on the road. All of the gauges started to go haywire like you’d expect to see in a bad movie about alien visitations. I got over to the side of the road and it went Kaput. I called my friendly roadside assistance and they dispatched a flatbed. When he pulled up in front of me, I saw the killer clowns on the truck.
Let’s put it this way, had the driver gotten out with anything resembling clown makeup, big floppy shoes or weird clown clothes, I would have been out of my truck doing a roadrunner imitation.
Anyway, he turned out to be a decent guy and dropped me and my Ford off at the local Meineke for an alternator transplant.
Don’t people in stores even LOOK at the signs they put up??
Whoever made this sign must have slept through third grade math… or whenever they do that decimal stuff.
Yep, I’m going to jump right in there and buy two chickens so I pay 2 cents more.