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What an unfortunate license plate for an ambulance. If you needed to get to a hospital immediately, would you go in this ambulance or wait for the next one?
One evening, I decided “Screw the diet” and got a can of whipped cream out of the fridge to top some ice cream. Unfortunately I dropped it. When it hit the floor, it converted itself into an unguided ballistic whipped cream rocket. The can launched into a corksrew flight pattern spewing whipped cream everywhere. I mean everywhere.
It appears that we made a wrong turn…
Do you know who wrote a letter to a scientific academy about farting? The author was an important figure in our country’s history and even has his face on currency.
Here is a fan before all the government safety regulations. Being able to count to 10 was a sign of superior intelligence.
Something is weird with these fishcakes. I can’t quite figure it out.
When the tow truck shows up with Killer Clowns painted on it, do you get in?
Don’t people in stores even LOOK at the signs they put up??
Whoever made this sign must have slept through third grade math… or whenever they do that decimal stuff.