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I try to have a positive outlook on humanity but some times humanity just doesn’t measure up.
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This should have been a simple drive home from Cape May but it turned into a roadside assistance horror story.
I saw cases of “Harmless Coconut Water” stacked up for sale in Costco. That just raises all kinds of questions.
Last Updated on 9 months by Christopher G Mendla
What an unfortunate license plate for an ambulance. If you needed to get to a hospital immediately, would you go in this ambulance or wait for the next one?
One evening, I decided “Screw the diet” and got a can of whipped cream out of the fridge to top some ice cream. Unfortunately I dropped it. When it hit the floor, it converted itself into an unguided ballistic whipped cream rocket. The can launched into a corksrew flight pattern spewing whipped cream everywhere. I mean everywhere.
Take a close look at this forecast. Can you see what is wrong??
A contractor left behind something that could have proved deadly.
Don’t people in stores even LOOK at the signs they put up??
Whoever made this sign must have slept through third grade math… or whenever they do that decimal stuff.
Someone gave this lighthouse decoration to my mom. I nearly lost it when I turned it around.