Some Fun USB gizmos

Here are a couple of fun USB gizmos for your favorite Geek.

First of all, would you believe a vacuum cleaner powered by your USB port??? OK, so you can't clean the house with it... or a room, or your car... or much of anything. However, you can clean up a couple of dust bunnies on your desk or some crumbs from your scone.

If that is too clean for you, why not try a bikini clad USB pole dancer??? Yep, this will bring on a sexual harrasment lawsuit at your workplace before you can say Misogyny. ... But the laughs should be worth it.

And, last but not least, a USB Travel Toaster... If you are on the road and your cheapo hotel doesn't have toast in the morning, just plug this toaster into your USB port, and..... well, the box says it's a USB toaster... We all know there is no such thing.. It's just a fancy box that you can put some other gift inside and see if the recipient falls fr the gag.